Int. White House - Day
As the television goes live at the white house with an announcement & an important message from the 38-year-old democratic human president, who suffered from a lion syndrome with a ten inch long wavy light-brown hair, combed backwards, ten inch long wavy light-brown sideburns & beard on his entire chin, ten inch wavy long light-brown hair all over his entire neck & a ten inch long light-brown macho chest-hair, a lion-like nose & a lion's tail which made him look like a Barbary Lion, LEOPOLD "LEO" LIONSHEART in his main office with a human female assisstant president who suffered from lamb syndrome with a sheep's wool on the top, back, left & right sides of her head & a little sheep tail which makes her look like a lamb, SHELA LAMBSHAKE, typing down notes on her computer on her desk on PBS.
TV Announcer
Live, from the white house, it's the United States of America history marathon, with your host, Leopold Lionsheart.
Lionsheart
Hello, everyone, I'm President Lionsheart, as you all may know, 2209 years ago, our country has been free from the third King George of England in 1776, this country has changed all our lives forever. I'm giving you, our supporters, help us make our country, a better world & a better future of the 30th century.
(turns to Lambshake.)
Right, Lambshake?
Lambshake
(turns to Lionsheart.)
That's right, Mr. President.
Lionsheart
(looks back to the audience.)
Give your support to this noble country & make America a better place.
Int. Mostrodecka - Day
Dax & Bartkiw watches President Lionsheart on the holographic TV in the breakroom.
Dax
This is serious shit.
TV Announcer
Wednesday night at eight on your Public Broadcasting Station.
Bartkiw
Wanna watch Heavy Metal?
Dax
Sure.
Bartkiw picks up a remote & switches the channel to the female cyborg wrestling match, "Heavy Metal."
Danny walks to the control room to get the ship started & Dina & Makkhi follows.
Danny turns on the Mostrodecka to get the ship running.
Dina
Danny!
Danny
Dina?
Dina
Danny, what are you doing?
Danny
We're heading to planet Chorgorotte. If we get there, I can return the crystal to the hairy guys.
Dina
Danny, this is repulsive. There's no way you're gonna...
The Mostrodecka turns on, the whole entire ship begins to operate.
Makkhi
Well, hallelujah. Dan is the master.
Dina
I don't believe it.
Ext. Mostrodecka - Day
The ship lifts itself up as it hovers up into outer space as the Collinhagen security camera watches.
Int. Collinhagen's Office - Day
Collinhagen watches the Mostrodecka hurling up into outer space, heading towards planet Chorgorotte.
Collinhagen
So, you can get away from this planet, but you can't get away from me.
(presses a button to call Tordinmeyer.)
Tordinmeyer.
Tordinmeyer
Yes, sir?
Collinhagen
Bring me my ship.
Int. Mostrodecka - Day
Halgard, Bartkiw, Shapirol, Dax, Kriks, Sniper, Rookie, Dagget, Kalgac & Makuta all came into the control room to see what the hell was going on.
Dax
Duchamp, what the fuck are you doing?
Danny
We're going to planet Chorgorotte. That's what we're doing.
Shapirol
Duchamp, you little son of a bitch! You did this. Didn't you? You led us into deep shit of trouble!
Makkhi
We are terribly sorry for all that, gentlemen, Duchamp was doing something, for the greater good.
Ext. Mostrodecka - Outer space
The Mostrodecka heads for planet Chorgorotte 57,000,000 lightyears away.
The Collinhagen mothership & twelve of Collinagen's ships follows the Mostrodecka far behind them.
Int. Mostrodecka - Outer Space
Danny & Dina are in their room, making themselves at home.
Dina
I don't know why, you couldn't find the real planet Chorgorotte. Well, were doing it, aren't we?
Danny
Yeah, we actually did. it was blown to pieces long ago. This universe lost it's crystal, and the sun shrunk into a small star, which caused the other planets in this universe to explode into asteroids. When I was three years old, my mother died from diphtheria & my father was killed in a war. I was treated like a slave by my Uncle Ernest who physically abuse me, burned me with a cigarette, pushed me,& threatened to murder me if I didn't do my chores, then when I was eight, I was moved from one foster home to another. They weren't family to me, they were total strangers. I've attend the space military academy for seven years. When I first met you at the space academy, you taught me to shoot, climb over fences & fight. I've seen your every move & every ways.
(turns to Dina.)
I came all this way for you, Dina. I love you. I'll always love you.
Dina
You have a lot of sad memories, Danny, I love you too, no matter what.
Danny & Dina begins to make out with each other as a love couple.
They make out on their bed all naked & rubbing each other's croches with the bed cover on the bottom for two minutes.
Ext. Mostrodecka - Outer Space
33 days later, the Mostrodecka finally made it to Planet Chorgorotte. It was a large planet with green turquoise lands & indigo oceans & two ice islands, each ones on the north pole and the south pole. the planet has three moons & the universe had no sun. It is now, huge chunks of asteroids.
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