Scene 13 of Danny Duchamp

Int. Juidex's Tavern
Danny, Dina, Makkhi, Halgard, Rookie, Sniper, Dagget, Bartkiw, Kriks, Kalgac, Chix, Dax, Makuta & Shapirol are at the bar, having a beer, Bartkiw is sitting next to Danny & being confronted by a HOOKER AT THE BAR.
Hooker at the Bar
Hey, sexy,
Bartkiw
Oh, hey, don't I know you somewhere?
Hooker at the Bar
No, couldn't you feel my titties?
A Hooker at the Bar shakes her own boobs to make herself, feel horny. The Hooker at the Bar feels Bartkiw's tail with her hands to make herself, horny.
Hooker at the Bar
& your tail, so soft & so furry.
Then, an ASSHOLE AT THE BAR, confronts Bartkiw, because he's pissed at him for stealing his girlfriend.
Asshole at the Bar
Hey, hairball, you stealing my girl?
Bartkiw
No, sir!
Hooker at the Bar
Honey, please, this furry guy, right here, he's starting to like me, right now. He's gorgeous with his spots all over his body like that.
Asshole at the bar
I'll teach you to fuck with my girl!
Bartkiw
No! Please!
Danny
Hey, jagoff! Why don't you go fuck with somebody, your own size!
An Asshole at the Bar walks over to Danny with an unexpected surprise & lets Bartkiw go.
Asshole at the Bar
Well, well, well, look who decided to disturb my conversation?
(grabs Danny in the shirt.)
You got some nerve to show your face around here.
Danny
Look who's talking?
Danny punches an Asshole at the Bar across the cheeks.
An Asshole at the Bar takes out his gun & starts shooting in the bar & everyone lays down.
Asshole at the Bar
Nobody Move! I'm just having a very shitty bad day! If any of you stop me,
(points a gun at Bartkiw.)
this furry fucker gets his brains blown out!
Danny gets up & grabs an Asshole at the Bar by the wrists, steals his gun, kicks him across the face on to the ground & points a gun at him.
Danny
Don't move, you shitty fucker!
Asshole at the Bar
Okay, take it easy, man, this wouldn't do you very well.
Danny
You try to kill Bartkiw again, I'll kill you!
Chix
Duchamp! What the fuck are you doing!?!
Danny
Taking care of this asshole, Chix, he was trying to hurt Bartkiw!
CHix
That's no excuse, Duchamp, you could get thrown out of the troops for good!
Danny
Look, I'm sorry, I didn't know what I was doing. He was threatening to blow Bartkiw's brains out.
Chix sees an Asshole at the Bar on the floor, walks over to him & picks him up by the shirt.
Chix
You listen to me, asshole, we have a mission going on here.
Asshole at the Bar
Look, man, he was trying to steal my girl.
Chix
Threatening to kill our troops are not the answer, we will have you arrested.
Asshole at the Bar
(spits at Chix.)
Fuck you, dickhead.
Chix begins to blow his violent temper & beats up an Asshole at the bar, which causes the other patrons to beat each other up.
Chix
You do that again, I will kill you.
Chix, Danny, Dina, Halgard, Makkhi, Dax, Sniper, Makuta, Rookie, Dagget, Shapirol, Kriks, Kalgac & Bartkiw saw the cops coming here because they heard disturbance at the bar.
Bar drinker
Oh, shit! Cops!
The police arrive to arrest anybody, who started the fight at the bar.
Makkhi
Let's get out of here before we get are heads cut off!
Chix sees a truck & comes up with an idea.
Chix
I think, I've found the way out. C'mon!
Chix leads Halgard, Danny, Dax, Dina, Bartkiw, Rookie, Sniper, Makuta, Makkhi, Shapirol, Dagget, Kriks & Kalgac to an army truck to make a getaway.
Ext. Juidex's Tavern
Chix, Danny, Halgard, Makkhi, Makuta, Dagget, Shapirol, Dina, Dax, Kriks, Rookie, Sniper, Bartkiw & Kalgac all jump into the truck to hide & the truck drives away.
The police begins a riot at the bar & arresting the patrons who got got into a fight with each other.
Grimminaugh Cop #1
Alright, smart guy, you tell me, this is too tight for you, huh?
Juidex's Patron #1
You don't understand. None of this is my fault!
Juidex's Patron #2
Get your fuckin' hands off me!
Grimminaugh Cop #2
Tell it to the judge, Bud.
Judiex's Patron #3
It was a black guy! He's the one who started this fight!
Grimminaugh Cop #3
Save it for the court!
WFDN news makes the new story about the fight at Juidex's Tavern on the Geminorsah.
Felina
We're here, at Juidex's Tavern on the Geminorsah, where all the paitrens at the bar had a violent fight, today.
Int. Hover Military Truck
Chix & his men are hidden inside the truck, then they see an escaped convict from Jamaica, PHILBERT BRANSON, escaping to the Hypernollaugh outside of Grimminaugh. He's wearing a long glove on his right hand.
Chix
That was a close call.
Danny
(turns to Philbert.)
Well, whoever the hell you are, thanks.
Philbert
Just call me, Philbert.
Danny
Danny. The tough guy over there is Chix.
Makkhi
It's true, I am Makkhi. The whole crew are Dax, Dina, Bartkiw, Halgard, Snipper, Rookie, Shapirol, Makuta, Kriks, Kalgac & last, there's Dagget. He's the leutenant of the ship.