Int. Rochester Hospital - Night
Cooney is brought to the hospital with a facehugger on his face.
The doctors all brought Cooney into an emergency room to get the facehugger off of his face to recover him.
Doctor #1
Is he alright?
Doctor #2
He's not well, but he's breathing.
Doctor #3
We gotta take that creature off his face.
Doctor #4 takes out a knife to cut a facehugger in the rib, & deadly corrosive acid drips onto the floor & made a huge junk of hole.
DOCTOR #2
Careful. This could be deadly.
Doctor #4
Is it poisonous?
DOCTOR #2
Certainly. It can sting you & causes you to bleed.
Doctor #3 takes the facehugger off of Cooney & Cooney begins to wake up.
COONEY
(waking up.)
I saw it.
Doctor #5
Oh, thank god, you're awake.
COONEY
I've seen that spider-crab just melted through the windshields & jumped on to my face. I swallowed something from it's breast.
DOCTOR #3
What did?
COONEY
Some little egg from a female frog & something has grown inside of me! Something has grown inside of me!!!
Cooney begins to wiggle as all the doctors grabs Cooney in the arms, legs & his body.
Just upon his death, a baby alien bursts out of his chest.
DOCTOR #1
Oh my god!
Doctor #6 grabs a needle to kill a baby alien, but Doctor #4 grabs his arm, in order, not to kill it.
DOCTOR #4
No! Don't kill it!
A baby alien jumps off of Cooney & runs out of the hospital.
Doctor #6
What the hell was that thing?
DOCTOR #3
It looks like some sort of a baby alien from another planet.
Int. Hockey Rank - Night
The Americans are beating the Anaheim Ducks in the tournament to win the big game.
Sports Announcer #1
WHOA!!! What a hit!
Sports Announcer #2
Looks like Scotto made a good shot at the goal. What an incredible shot for this game.
SPORTS ANNOUNCER #1
You bet your ass, Michael, it's a perfect game out there for the Americans.
SPORTS ANNOUNCER #2
Looks like they're going to be the crap out of the Anaheim Ducks, Johnny.
Meanwhile, during the break, COACH SULLIVAN gives his team a big announcement on how to defeat the Ducks to win the big game.
Sullivan
Okay, Americans, if we want to win this big game, we want to show the Ducks, what we're made of!
Americans
Yeah!!!
SULLIVAN
I say we give them a good old Rochester welcome!
AMERICANS
Yeah!!!
SULLIVAN
Are all you ready?
AMERICANS
Yeah!!!
SULLIVAN
Ready to win the big game?
AMERICANS
YEAH!!!
SULLIVAN
Let's do this, boys!!!
The queen alien grabs Sullivan in the head with her hand & brings him up.
SULLIVAN
(being brought up by the queen alien.)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
SPORTS ANNOUNCER #1
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT, MICHAEL!?!
SPORTS ANNOUNCER #2
It looks like a queen alien from another planet & it's eating coach Sullivan Right Now!!!
The audience & the teams all see Sullivan, getting eaten by the queen alien in fear with blood & guts all over the rank.
SPORTS ANNOUNCER #2
OH GOD!!! IT'S ALL OVER THE RANK!!!!!
Ext. Hokey Rank - Night
Jessie, Bibs, Louis, Creighton & Jenny finally arrives at the hockey rank with police, soldiers & ambulance, securing the rank & bringing victims to the hospital with a copy of a blank screenplay in Jenny's right hand.
JENNY
Oh shit, how do we go through them?
JESSIE
We have to sneak in somehow.
LOUIS
(turns to Jessie.)
What? are you shitting me?
CREIGHTON
We can get caught.
JESSIE
Not unless there's a chance.
Jessie, Bibs, Creighton, Louis & Jenny all sneak into the rank without anybody watching.
A baby alien runs into the rank to eat food at the rank.
INT. HOCKEY RANK - NIGHT
Jessie, Jenny, Louis, Bibs & Creighton all walk into the dark hall of the rank. Jessie turns on the flashlight to search for the queen alien inside the hallway, looking at all the claw marks on the wall & destroyed vending machines.
JESSIE
Did you guys see those scratches on that wall?
CREIGHTON
Not to my knowledge.
Jessie looks on the floor for clues, but something scares Bibs.
BIBS
AAAAHHH!!!
JESSIE
(turns to Bibs.)
Did you just scream?
BIBS
Sorry. I just have anxiety attack.
Jessie looks at a sprayed can of soda.
JESSIE
It's just a soda can.
BIBS
Oh, soda cans, I get it now.
Our heroes all walk in to the main rank where all the teams, audience & COACH CARLSON of the Anaheim Ducks are all cocooned & got hugged in the faces by facehuggers just like in "Aliens" & the queen alien is sleeping in her nest up high. Our heroes have seen it & we've seen it too.
JENNY
Everybody has been cocooned!
CREIGHTON
Where's the queen?
Louis turns to the queen alien.
LOUIS
(points at the queen alien.)
You guys, it looks like we found the queen.
Jessie, Bibs, Creighton & Jenny looks up & found the queen alien on the ceiling.
A drip of blood fall on to the floor, 15 inches away, Jessie sees a blood on the floor, he & his friends walk over & Jessie touches a blood on his right index finger.
JESSIE
It's blood.
Blood begins to drip again & as more blood pours like a juice going into a glass, a bloody vending falls from the giant vent.
JESSIE
LOOK OUT!!!
Jessie, Jenny, Bibs, Creighton & Louis jumps to the other side as the vending machine crashes onto the floor. A baby alien, now grown into an adult, jumps out of the vent with head devoured fat guy in it's hands is getting eaten by an adult alien.
BIBS
(whispering.)
That thing has grown really fast.
JESSIE
(turns to Bibs, whispering.)
An alien?
BIBS
(whispering.)
Yeah.
JENNY
(whispering.)
Shhhhhhhhhh... we can't be killed.
Coach Carlson
Help... me...
Jessie, Bibs, Louis, Creighton & Bibs all turn to Coach Carlson.
JENNY
Oh thank god, he's alive.
CREIGHTON
He's not feeling well.
COACH CARLSON
Kill... me...
Player
Ooooooohhhhhhh...
COACH CARLSON
Aaaaaaoooooooowwwww...
Audience
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh...
Jessie take the blank screenplay & tries to suck the aliens back into the screenplay.
An adult alien gets interrupted by Jessie with a screenplay as it turns to him.
An alien screeches for intruders.
All the baby aliens all bursts out of their victims chests to get their revenge on our heroes.
An adult alien whacks a screenplay off of Jessie's hands & it slides on an icy floor.
JESSIE
Oh Shit! We gotta get outta here before they start growing!!!
Jessie, Jenny, Creighton, Louis & Bibs try to run, but the queen alien wakes up & blocks their exit.
BIBS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
The queen alien stretches her tongue to grab our heroes.
An egg begins to hatch out a facehugger to come after one of our heroes.
BIBS
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Jessie sees another exit door.
JESSIE
Lets go the other way!!!
Jessie leads his friends to the other exit, but the other aliens, now adults have block their way.
The queen alien & all her children have our heroes surrounded.
Jessie looks down to the air hose, he knows the only way to blow up an alien's head. An alien who bursted out of Cooney's chest tries to claws Jessie, but he ducks, picks up an air hose with his right hand & holds it still.
JESSIE
(putting a hose into an alien's mouth.)
EAT THIS, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!
Jessie, takes his friends behind the Zamboni to duck & cover.
JESSIE
EVERYONE, GET DOWN!!!
Jessie & his friends ducks & cover behind the Zamboni as an alien gets it's head blown up & then the head explodes into pieces.
Our heroes & all the aliens got stung by deadly corrosive acid after Jessie blew up an alien's head.
BIBS
(whispering.)
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! What are we gonna do? What are we gotta do?
JESSIE
(whispering.)
Quiet!
As our heroes are hiding behind of a Zamboni, they look up & the queen & their children found them below them on the Zamboni, & they try to bash them on the Zamboni.
Jessie sees an open door to the players' locker room.
JESSIE
Hey, guys, in here!!!
Jessie leads Jenny, Bibs, Creighton & Louis to the players' door as the aliens all chase after our heroes.
JESSIE
Close it! Close it! Close it!
Jessie & the gang all slam the doors on the aliens, they are too strong to get knocked out. The queen alien breaks the glass windows.
JENNY
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
The queen grabs Jessie in the neck & the other grab Creighton, Jenny, Bibs & Louis, brings them over to the floor & holds them down.
JESSIE
Well, guys, I guess this is the end for the five of us.
BIBS
Jessie, when I die, you can have my baseball card of Jackie Louis.
Five facehuggers all crawl up to our heroes' bodies & try to hug them, but they're all getting suck back into the screenplay, along with the queen alien & he children by Bibs' uncle, Marvin who came to send all the aliens back into the screenplay & then shuts it tight.
MARVIN
I am very surprised with you all. Get in the car, NOW!!!
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