Ext. Marvin's Car - Night
Marvin drives his nephew & his costumers back to his shop.
BIBS
So, uncle Marvin, what's going on? Why did these space monsters tried to eat us us?
MARVIN
I'll tell when we get back to my shop.
EXT. AZIKIWE'S VOODOO - NIGHT
Marvin arrives back to his shop to bring his screenplay copy back into his store.
Jessie & the gang all gets out of the car to see what was going on.
BIBS
So, what happens now?
MARVIN
Come into my store & I'll tell you.
Marvin walks into his shop.
BIBS
(turns to his friends.)
He's a bit strange for this old guy.
Bibs & his fiends all walk into his uncle's shop.
Int. Azikiwe's Voodoo - Night
Marvin walks to his counter as Jessie, Bibs, Jenny, Creighton & Louis walks into his shop to hear the true story.
MARVIN
Would you all want to know what was going on? You were attack by an alien from my copy of a screenplay.
JESSIE
What? I don't get it.
MARVIN
I was practicing voodoo magic with one of my costumers, Jericho Riley.
JESSIE
Who or what is Jericho Riley?
MARVIN
He was my only costumer of my shop. He worshiped the devil, Satan himself. I taught him everything about releasing monsters, ghouls & demons into our world. Until one day, he found boxes of screenplays of horror movies from the 1980's, he made them become real with voodoo magic. All the monsters literally leaped off the pages, as long as they remain locked into our safe, but when they open, well, you've just seen what happens.
JESSIE
Whatever happened to Jericho?
MARVIN
I've banished him from my shop.
JESSIE
Why?
MARVIN
Because, I told him, he was an abomination. An outrage against nature. He perverted everything, I taught him & used it for evil & that's why, he had to be stopped. I've ratted him out to the police & I left him betrayed. He'd promised me that he'll be back for revenge. I've been drinking coffee & staying up all day & all night because poltergeist must has slithered out of the script & haunted me ever since.
JESSIE
That was really sad.
MARVIN
It really was.
BIBS
So, what's gonna happen now?
MARVIN
Why am I getting question from you?
Marvin take a copy of a screenplay back into the storage room, Jessie, Creighton, Bobs, Louis & Jenny follows Marvin upstairs.
BIBS
So, uncle Marvin, what are you going to do right now?
MARVIN
I have to close up the store for the night & you go home with your friends...
As Marvin opens the door to the storage room, "Fright Night" parts 1 & 2 are left opened.
MARVIN
Oh no, not them!
Jerry
Hello, Marvin.
There, our heroes & the shop's owner sees the ten vampires from "Fright Night" parts 1 - 2, JERRY DANDRIDGE, REGINA DANDRIDGE, BILLY COLE, BOZWORTH, AMY PETERSON, EDDIE "EVIL ED" THOMPSON, BELLE, CHARLIE BREWSTER, DR. HARRISON & LOUIE are at the storage room, waiting for Marvin to come back.
Jerry is sitting on the chair, backwards with his legs crossed together, tapping his right index finger, tapping on the heading.
JERRY
How long has that been? It feels like forever.
Jerry turns to Marvin, Bibs, Jessie, Jenny, Louis & Creighton with a surprise.
JERRY
Who are your new friends?
LOUIS
Oh, we're no one.
MARVIN
Jerry, it's so good to see you & your friends again.
JERRY
Did you miss us?
MARVIN
Of course, I've missed you.
Louis looks directly at Regina with his look on women as he bends down onto the floor, reaching out to her with his right hand & Creighton looks at Amy.
Regina
(getting up.)
Hello, Louis, come to me, my gorgeous.
LOUIS
I am coming to you, my beautiful hot chick.
Louie
I knew, you're gonna love this hot babe like her.
Amy
(getting up, walking towards Creighton.)
Hello, handsome, how's my man?
CREIGHTON
No, no, I'm fine, I was just inventing new stuff.
AMY
What else is new with you?
CREIGHTON
I have a lot of work to do in science class.
JERRY
(holding the key to the books.)
So, what's the plan, friends? You all must have brought something new, terrorize the locals, destroy the city, commit murder & mayhem, lets get this party started!
MARVIN
You guest it, Jerry, you're all gonna destroy Rochester & murder all these innocent people, & I can't do it with out you.
Evil Ed
(walks over to Jenny.)
Hello, my sexy love burn. How would you come to my place during night time?
JENNY
Thank you, but no thank you, you see, I belong to Jessie &...
EVIL ED
Oh come on, my precious, you can't just miss out the party with me.
JENNY
What are you doing?
EVIL ED
If you like me, I'll let you say nice things about my place.
JENNY
No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Jessie sees Evil Ed who wants to rape Jenny, Jessie gets out the large cross of Jesus Christ & burns him in the forehead.
EVIL ED
(getting burned.)
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Jerry, Regina, Dr. Harrison, Amy, Belle, Bozworth, Louie, Billy & Charlie all see it while Marvin distracts them by trying to get the two screenplays.
Evil Ed gets off of Jenny & looks into the mirror.
JESSIE
(gets Jenny up.)
Are you okay?
JENNY
Yeah, I'm okay.
EVIL ED
(turns to Jessie.)
What did you do to me?
JESSIE
You made me do it. You tried to rape Jenny.
Jerry grabs Jessie in the neck for burning Evil Ed.
JERRY
You realized what you've could have done, kid? I'm gonna kill you for this.
Jerry, Amy, Regina, Charlie, Louie, Bozworth, Billy, Evil Ed, Dr. Harrison & Belle all see Marvin, trying to put them all back into screenplays.
LOUIE
What do you thing you're doing?
Charlie
He's gonna send us all back into the screenplays!
Belle
Oh my god! Are you serious?
Jerry drops Jessie as he walks over to Marvin, really upset & then grabs Marvin in the neck.
JERRY
I think we should have a talk!
(throws Marvin to the wall.)
Halliup!!!
Marvin is laying upside down, he sees Jerry, walking up towards him.
JERRY
(picks up Marvin in the neck.)
Do you know, how much trouble, you've been causing all of us? Snooping up to us who were trying to take over the world? Trying to put us back into the scripts!?!
Jerry throws Marvin onto a wall, holding him.
JERRY
You deserve to die, Marvin.
MARVIN
Die?
JERRY
Die.
Billy
(lights the match.)
You've made all of us very upset! We are not going back into the box, ever again!
MARVIN
Billy, NO!!!
It's too late, Billy has caught the two copies on fire & then throws them onto the ground through the hole, where the queen alien made.
REGINA
I think, it's time we start pulling this string of this relationship. Tonight, it's gonna be the best movie, you've ever seen. All of our friends will be coming out to play.
JERRY
You'll forget about us, we'll forget about you! What do you say?
Marvin grabs the wooden stake & tries to stab Jerry in the heart, but Jerry pushes the stake away from him.
Bibs takes out a piece of garlic & burns Jerry in the left cheek.
JERRY
(getting burned.)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Jerry drops Marvin on to the floor to release him.
JESSIE
Garlic!
Jerry turns to Bibs, Jessie, Jenny, Louis & Creighton with his face, changing & growing claws.
Marvin gets up from the floor, backing Bibs & his friends away from Jerry & the gang.
JERRY
(roaring.)
RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Jerry's roar blew everyone away with their eyes closed, as Marvin & the gang opens their eyes, Jerry, Regina, Belle, Amy, Evil Ed, Charlie, Billy, Bozworth, Louie & Dr. Harrison are gone, including several boxes of screenplays of 1980's horror movies.
BIBS
Oh, thank god, they're gone.
MARVIN
Oh my god, they're gone!
(looks to the spots, where the screenplays were.)
& they've taken all the screenplays!
EXT. AZIKIWE'S VOODOO - NIGHT
Jerry has released Christine from the script of the 1983 film, "Christine" & burned it. Billy releases the Gremlins from the script of the 1984 film, "Gremlins."
JERRY
This one's a real page, turner.
BILLY
(lighting a match.)
Certainly is, boss.
Billy throws a match to the screenplay.
EVIL ED
(laughing.)
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAA!!! You're so cool, Dandridge.
Christine drives away with Jerry, Billy, Amy, Charlie & Evil Ed & Regina, Dr. Harrison, Belle, Bozworth & Louie follows them in a jeep.
MARVIN
Thanks a lot!
INT. AZIKIWE'S VOODOO - NIGHT
MARVIN
(walking down stairs.)
You just released the demons! The killer vampire who had an obsession with women & his sister who had an obsession with men & their goons.
JESSIE
It might have been one book & I can see it was a mistake!
JENNY
That queen alien must have through that box over.
MARVIN
(turns to Jessie.)
I'll never forgive you for this, boy, I don't like you.
Marvin tries to open the door, but it's locked, Jerry must have locked it somehow.
MARVIN
Locked! We need to find another way out!
Our heroes & the voodoo shop owner hears a laugh from the Gremlins, hiding everywhere in the store.
JESSIE
Did you guys hear that?
BIBS
It sounds like a laugh from these little green people.
STRIPE GREMLIN from the 1984 film, "Gremlins" comes out from the small chest as Marvin, Bibs, Jessie, Louis, Creighton & Jenny all turn to him.
JESSIE
My god! Stripe!
Stripe Gremlin
Aye, come out, Yum! Yum! Yum!
All the Gremlins from the 1984 film, "Gremlins" pop out from everywhere in Marvin's shop to surround them as Marvin, Jessie, Bibs, Creighton, Jenny & Louis all watch.
LOUIS
Maybe, they're friendly.
A Gremlin through a knife at Louis, but misses.
JESSIE
THEY'RE NOT FRIENDLY!!!
STRIPE GREMLIN
Yaaaaaahhhhhh!!!
All the Gremlins charges after our heroes & begins to attack them.
The one gremlin jumps on Jessie in the front green flannel shirt. The other gremlin tries to attack Marvin at the front of his shirt.
MARVIN
Get off of my shirt! Get your fucking paws off of my shirt!!!
JENNY
Dr. Azikiwe!!!
A gremlin pulls Jenny in the hair away from Marvin.
BIBS
Don't worry, uncle Marvin!!!
Bibs goes into the kitchen, grabs a frying pan from the kitchen & smacks a gremlin off of Marvin.
BIBS
I'm so sorry, uncle Marvin!!!
Jessie walks over to the paper shredder with a gremlin on his shirt.
Jessie throws a gremlin into the shredder as a gremlin begins to feel the pain of death.
Gremlin
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
JESSIE
(shoving a gremlin into the shredder.)
GET OFF MY SHIRT!!!
The gremlins pulls Marvin on to the ground with a rope & then ties him in the hands & feet.
Louis & Creighton plays baseball with gremlins as balls.
CREIGHTON
Batter up, Louie!!
LOUIS
(hits a gremlin with a bat.)
One down, more to go!!!
Jessie finishes up with a gremlin in the shredder.
JESSIE
(shoving a gremlin into the shredder.)
GET... OFF... MY... SHIRT!!!
Jessie rips a gremlin off is his flannel shirt & jams a gremlin's head with his left foot as green blood squirts everywhere & Jessie falls onto the floor.
JENNY
Jessie, we would like some help in the kitchen?
Jessie gets up & he goes into the kitchen with Jenny & Bibs to help Marvin with a gremlin problem.
The gremlins all brought Marvin into the kitchen to put him into the flaming oven, just like in Hansel & Gretel.
MARVIN
Help me!
Gremlins
He Ho!
MARVIN
Help me!
GREMLINS
He Ho!
Jenny, Jessie & Bibs all came into the kitchen to help Marvin & kill the gremlins.
JESSIE
Hey you!!!
The gremlins all turn to Jessie, Jenny & Bibs with a broom, a mop & a golf club.
JESSIE
GET BACK! GET BACK! GET BACK!
They all hit the four gremlins off of Marvin & then puts them into the flaming oven.
JENNY
SHUT IT! SHUT IT! SHUT IT!
Bibs, Jessie & Jenny closes an oven door on the gremlins.
MARVIN
(getting up.)
Did you get them all!?!
GREMLINS
(burning.)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Louis & Creighton comes into the kitchen with a pick axe in Louis' hands.
CREIGHTON
Are you all okay?
MARVIN
Yes, I'm fine.
LOUIS
(giving an axe to Marvin.)
Here, take this, it's the only way to kill those little green fuckers!
MARVIN
(taking an axe from Louis' hands gently.)
Thank you, I needed that.
Marvin walks out of the kitchen & murders every gremlin in his shop with an axe, slicing their heads off & chopping them all into pieces. Stripe Gremlin is the only one left to get slaughtered by Marvin.
STRIPE GREMLIN
(backing up.)
Uh oh!
MARVIN
(walking up slowly to Stripe Gremlin with an axe behind his back in his right hand.)
C'mere, my little green friend, I have a little surprise for you. I promise, I won't hurt you, I just want to axe you something.
Stripe Gremlin falls into the bucket of water & then, he begins to multiply.
BIBS
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
MARVIN
This can't be good.
JESSIE
Quick! To the emergency exit!!!
Jessie leads Marvin, Jenny, Louis, Bibs & Creighton to an emergency exit door.
EXT. AZIKIWE'S VOODOO - NIGHT
Jessie, Marvin, Jenny, Louis, Bibs & Creighton all run out of the door & then, locks it tight.
JESSIE
Why don't you try, creating your own characters!?!
MARVIN
I haven't made any of these things that may have sold ten million copies!
BIBS
Worldwide?
MARVIN
No, domestic.
Jessie begins to see the sparks.
JESSIE
Did you guys see these sparks?
Marvin, Jenny, Bibs, Creighton & Louis begins to see the sparks too.
BIBS
Where is it coming from?
MARVIN
It's coming from the front of my store.
Our heroes all go to the burning scripts.
MARVIN
Jerry's burning all the scripts!
JESSIE
Why is he doing it?
MARVIN
There's no way to get them all back. It's Jerry's revenge!
JESSIE
Jerry's Revenge. That's a great title!
Marvin, Jenny, Louis, Creighton & Bibs all turn to Jessie as he thought of a good title for his movie.
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