Scene 12 of Danny Duchamp

Ext. Grimminaugh
The train finally arrives at the big city inside a mountain called, Grimminaugh, home to all the humans & mutants.
Train announcer
You have arrived at your destination to Grimminaugh.
Chix, Danny, Dina, Halgard, Makkhi, Kriks, Kalgac, Rookie, Dagget, Sniper, Bartkiw, Dax, Makuta, Shapirol & the rest of the passingers all get off of the train & the other passingers all get on the train to Kordoff.
Chix
Alright, troops, this is not a drill, when we get to Cronas, be sure that no soldier gets left behind!
The Crew
Yes, Sir!
Chix
Tin hut!
Chix & the crew begin to march through the city like soldiers to the Grimminaugh city park.
Chix
(singing.)
I don't know, but I've been told,
The Crew
(Repeating.)
I don't know, but I've been told,
Chix
(Singing.)
Alien scums are mighty cold.
The Crew
(Repeating.)
Alien scums are mighty cold.
Chix
(Singing.)
I don't know, if it's been said,
The Crew
(Repeating.)
I don't know, if it's been said,
Chix
(Singing.)
Collinhagen is full of shit.
The Crew
(Repeating.)
Collinhagen is full of shit.
Chix
Sound off!
The Crew
1, 2,
Chix
Sound off!
The Crew
3, 4!
Chix
Sound off!
The Crew
1, 2, 3, 4! 1, 2, 3, 4!
Ext. Grimminaugh City Park
Chix & Halgard begins to give their crew some orders.
Chix
Alright, troops, if we can save the universe, we need to think & act like men. There's only one rule, if you fail these tests, you be dead! First up, push ups.
Danny, Dina, Makuta, Kriks, Kalgac, Bartkiw, Dax, Rookie, Dagget, Sniper & Shapirol begin their training excercise, preparing to save the universe.
Push ups are first. Doing push ups are tougher & a lot more difficult for the crew, except for Kriks who is good at it with only one arm, behind his back.
Chix
Move it, people, looks like you're not doing anything!
Rookie falls on to the ground, because it was too hard for him.
Chix
You! It looks like, you have failed your first treatment! You're dead!
Kriks
Oh yeah. I'm really good at this.
Next, there's crunches. It's even more worst than push ups.
Chix
There's a lot to go around, troops. Make sure, you all don't fuck this up, this time!
Halgard
Let's keep this up, people!
Shapirol lost his breath & lays, exhausted.
Chix
Sound dismissed! You're dead!
The next step, the troops had to walk on the monkey bars, which is difficult to do.
Chix
This is not an elementary school playground, this is serious shit!
Danny falls on to the ground.
Chix
This is what fuckin' babies do! You're dead!
The next step, the troops begin to climb over a wall.
Chix
This is really good. Well done, troops.
The next step, Chix is preparing the troops for a throw target with a knife.
CHix
Here is the next trick, that you'll all be able to do. You throw a knife at your enemies, starting with this one!
Chix shows his troops, a test target, a Korlbogginous from planet Kropantant, JUINK LUTTERFOOT. A nerdy troop who is nervous about this.
Juink
I'm not sure I'm prepared for this.
Chix
I think, that you'll be fine, Juink, it's just a demonstration. Besides, you haven't felt a thing yet.
Chix throw a knife at Juink in the right hand & stabs him.
Juink
(being stabbed.)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! MY HAND!
(Looks at Chix.)
You human-earthling son of a bitch! You threw a knife at my hand!!!
Chix
Relax, kid, it's only a test.
Juink
(walking away.)
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Juink goes to the doctor to get his hand fixed.
Chix
SO, who would like to try this out? Anyone?
Danny, Dina, Bartkiw, Shapirol, Dagget, Sniper, Rookie, Makuta, Kriks, Kalgac, & Dax are standing up straight, looking nervous.
Chix
Duchamp!
Danny
Me?
Chix
Will you do the honors?
Danny
Yes, sir!
Chix gives Danny a knife to throw it at a target. Danny throws a knife at a target in a bullseye.
Chix
Well done, soldier, your father will be proud of you.
Danny
As you were, Chix.
Chix begins to talk about gun shooting.
Chix
Alright! The next step, to use weapons for shooting your enemies with are guns.
(goes to Sniper.)
Sniper! What is that thing in your hands & what will you do with it & what do you do for a living?
Sniper
This is my rifle! This is my gun! This is for shooting!
(holding his crotch.)
& this is for fun! I live to kill, sir!
Chix
Very good. Keep it coming.
Snipper
Yes, sir!
Sniper continues to shoot at targets at the shooting club. Chix walks over to Kriks.
Chix
Kriks, can you handle your enemies with your big muscles?
Kriks
I crush them & tear them to pieces & squeese them like a teddy bear & twist them like a pretzil, sir!
Chix
That's what I want to hear, soldier.
Kriks
Yes, sir!
Chix
So, anyone for a beer?