EXT. ROCHESTER - NIGHT
Spider Freddy tries to find find his victims, a mob of angry parents of the murdered kids who had dreams about all their kids, being murdered by Freddy in their dreams came to the university to get revenge on Spider Freddy with bricks, guns, pitchforks & torches, & so did the Simpsons' creator, MATT GROENING, a member of Green Jelly band, BILL MANSPEAKER & the creators of Albert the Aardvark, PHIL VISCHER & MIKE NAWROCKI who were not happy with the copyright violations & the murder of their characters on the stage show.
Angry Parent #1
THERE HE IS, THAT'S THE SON OF A BITCH WHO MURDERED OUR KIDS IN OUR DREAM & THEIR DREAM!!!
Angry Parent #2
HE'S THE REASON WHY OUR KIDS ARE DEAD!!!
Angry Parent #3
THAT PRICK'S GONNA PAY FOR MURDERING OUR CHILDREN!!!!
Angry Parents
YEAH!!!!
Matt
THAT GUY VIOLATED THE SOPYRIGHT OF THE SIMPSONS!!!!
Bill
SAME THING TO MY MUSIC VIDEO!!!
Mike
THAT GUY IS GONNA PAY FOR MURDERING OUR CHARACTERS ON STAGE!!!
PHIL
HE'S A SIN AGAINST GOD!!!!
Angry Parent #4
I SAY, WE KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH, ONCE & FOR ALL!!!!!
Angry Parent #5
I SAY, WE TEAR THAT BASTARD APART!!!
Angry Parent #6
LETS TEAR THAT PRICK TO PIECES!!!!
ANGRY PARENTS
YEAH!!!!
Matt, Bill, Phil, Mike & all the parents marches over to Spider Freddy & starting to climb on to Spider Freddy & starting to try to tear him to pieces.
Spider Freddy sees all the angry parents, climbing on to him & try to tear him to pieces.
FREDDY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! GET OFF OF ME, YOU FUCKING PARASITES!!!
Spider Freddy throws most of the parents off of him in a huff.
INT. UNIVERSITY HALLWAY - NIGHT
Jessie, Marvin, Jenny, Bibs, Louis & Creighton all run to the gym, they see a mob of angry survivors, attacking Spider Freddy with guns, bricks, pitchforks & torches.
INT. UNIVERSITY AUDITORIUM - NIGHT
Mancini, Holland, David, Landis, Clive, Victor, Carpenter, Russell, Sayles, Chris & Winkless all hear the noises, coming from outside the auditorium.
Russell
Oh shit, we have to hurry!!!
EXT. ROCHESTER - NIGHT
All the parents of the murdered kids, Matt, Bill, Phil & Mike are all attacking Spider Freddy, a soul of WES CRAVEN is being sent down from heaven by god to defeat the villainist Freddy Krueger with a large 2 lt. bottle of diet pepsi, the size of an RV & mentos, the size of a person to help the mob to blow up Spider Freddy.
Wes found a blow hole on top of Spider Freddy's back. Wes puts all the mentos into Freddy's blow hole & then help all the parents & chugs it down into Spider Freddy's blow hole.
FREDDY
Huh?
(turns to the bottle & trying to get the bottle out of the blow hole.)
AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!
Spider Freddy begins to blow up.
FREDDY
(blowing up.)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! "Gasp!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Spider Freddy explodes into a million pieces & set all the souls of the murdered kids free & sent to heaven & Bradley, now covered in blood, still breathing is now free from Freddy.
INT. UNIVERSITY AUDITORIUM - NIGHT
Holland continues with the screenplay.
HOLLAND
(typing faster.)
All the monsters converged. The killer dolls, mutant flies, the ghost of the dirty child killer,
JERRY
Forgetting someone?
HOLLAND
Jerry!
Holland, Sayles, Victor, David, Mancini, Clive, Russell, Chris, Winkless, Carpenter, & Landis all turn to Jerry in the tenth row.
HOLLAND
How did you find us here?
JERRY
I know you, I created you!
(turns away from Holland.)
Or is it another way around?
(turns back to Holland.)
I always forget, we're so similar.
The spotlight turns on & Jerry disappears from the seat.
HOLLAND
Jerry? Jerry!
JERRY
(appear on the stage.)
Hi!
HOLLAND
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Jerry looks at the page, Holland wrote on a Smith-Corrona.
JERRY
(reading.)
Int. University of Rochester - Night, Everyone at the university, joined forces to defeat Jerry Dandridge & his Monsters.
Sayles
What do you think?
Winkless
Did you like, what we all wrote?
JERRY
Hmmmmmmmm... but I have other ideas.
HOLLAND
NO!
Holland grabs the typewriter, Jerry slams the case close & crushes Holland in the fingers.
HOLLAND
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Jessie, Jenny, Marvin, Bibs, Louis & Creighton found Holland, got his fingers crushed by Jerry, along with Mancini, Winkless, Russell, David, Sayles, Landis, Victor, Clive, Carpenter & Chris in the auditorium.
JESSIE
Oh shit!
The spotlight turns itself on & shines it on Jerry.
JERRY
(getting burned.)
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Jerry turns himself into a bat & then flies away. Jessie, Jenny, Bibs, Louis, Creighton & Marvin run on to the stage to see Mancini, Landis, David, Clive, Victor, Chris, Winkless, Sayles, Russell, Carpenter & Holland with his fingers crushed.
JESSIE
Are you okay, Tom?
HOLLAND
That son of a bitch broke my fingers!!!
CLIVE
We were almost at the end.
JESSIE
Forget the end, just write two words, the end!
CARPENTER
It doesn't work, Jessie, unless it's a real horror movie.
BIBS
We don't have time for this, we have to go!
Marvin, Bibs, Jessie, Jenny, Louis & Creighton leads Holland, David, Mancini, Carpenter, Chris, Victor, Clive, Sayles, Russell, Winkless & Landis to the rest of the college people. Bibs brings the typewriter with him.
INT. ROCHESTER UNIVERSITY - NIGHT
Marvin, Mancini, Jessie, Jenny, Clive, Bibs, Louis, Creighton, Landis, Winkless, Russell, David, Chris, Victor, Carpenter, Sayles & Holland, raping bandages around his fingers on each hand are all catching up with all the college people.
The Stuff breaks through the doors & grabs Jenny in the legs, trying to pull her outside.
JENNY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
JESSIE
Hey! Get back! Get back!!!
Jessie shoots the stuff with a rifle gun to schast them away & they let Jenny go & Bibs locks the door with a chair.
JESSIE
Jenny, are you okay?
JENNY
Yes, I'm okay.
JESSIE
Let's go!
Jessie, Jenny & Bibs catches up with the college people.
Gromit runs to the other side of the gym with a spikey bat in her right hand to catch up with the college people, Freddy confronts her, preparing for a challenge.
FREDDY
Show me what you're made of, Bitch!!!
GROMIT
FUCK YOU!!!!
Gromit whacks Freddy across the face & beats him twice with a bat.
Drake is impressed with her move.
DRAKE
Nice goin', doll.
GROMIT
Thanks, I'm really good at this.
Jessie, Jenny & Bibs catches up to Drake & Gromit.
JESSIE
Are you two okay?
JENNY
Looks like, you've beaten that bastard.
DRAKE
It's her hobby, girl, she's a good ass kicker.
BIBS
We don't have time for this, we gotta go, now!!!
Bibs, Drake, Gromit, Jessie & Jenny all run to the college people.
All the monsters are trying to catch up to them.
INT. UNIVERSITY GYM - NIGHT
Everyone at college all run to the other side of the door.
Jessie, Jenny, Drake, Gromit & Bibs are being chased by monsters to get to the other side of the door.
JESSIE
Not yet! Not yet! Not yet!
Jessie, Jenny, Gromit, Drake & Bibs ran to the other side of the door to catch up with other college people.
JESSIE
NOW!!!
Marvin, Louis, Creighton & the rest all slam the doors on the hideous, horrible, disgusting monsters & hold them all tightly.
JENNY
We can't keep this up! There's too many of them!
Marvin looks at the abandoned bus & then he comes up with an idea.
MARVIN
(turns to Jessie.)
Jessie, you, Jenny, Bibs, Louis & Creighton get the rest of the writers to get to an abandoned amusement park & I'll hold them all off!
JESSIE
You sure about this?
MARVIN
It's my own fault that I let these horrible monsters into our world. There's gotta be a better way.
Creighton looks at the chemestry kit & then comes up with an idea.
CREIGHTON
I know what to do!
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