Int. Rochester Association of Performing Arts - Night
The mascots performers who comes on stage to entertain parents & preschoolers, ALBERT THE AARDVARK, SIMON THE SQUIRREL, SALLY THE SKUNK, ROBBIE RABBIT, REMY RACCOON, BENNY THE BADGER, JIMMY JAGUAR, FREDDY FOX, WOODY WOODCHUCK, WILLY WOLF & KEVIN KOALA from the Albert the Aardvark show made by Big Idea Entertainment, the studio behind "VeggieTales."
Albert the Aardvark
Hi, kids,
Audience
Hi, Albert!
ALBERT THE AARDVARK
We're glad to have you all to our show.
Sally the Skunk
That's right. We're all gonna have a lot of fun today.
AUDIENCE
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Freddy Fox
Now, we should learn about caring & sharing with...
(getting stabbed through the chest.)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
AUDIENCE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The man who killed Freddy Fox was Freddy Krueger who begins a huge massacre at the theater & violating the copyright of the music video from Green Jello, "Nightmare on Sesame Street."
FREDDY
Children, children, CHILDREN, Freddy Fox is dead, children, meet Freddy Krueger, Child, children.
Stage Manager #1
We don't have a Freddy Krueger on our show.
ALBERT THE AARDVARK
Hey, Krueger, you're not the part of our show & it's not the way, we rehearse!
FREDDY
(grabbing Albert.)
Take it like a puppet, Albert, take it like a puppet! I'm sick of all of you, freeloading!
Freddy kills Albert the Aardvark & walks over to Sally the Skunk.
FREDDY
It's feeding time, BITCH!!!
Freddy kills Sally the Skunk, frightens the Parents & preschoolers, as he's murdering Albert the Aardvark & his friends.
FREDDY
I'm sick of you & that Big Bird!
Simon the Squirrel
No! No!
FREDDY
Try this, Big Bird!!!
Freddy slits Simon the Squirrel in the throat.
FREDDY
Snuffaluffagus THIS!!!
Freddy stabs Benny the Badger in the heart.
Robbie Rabbit
No! No! NO!!!
FREDDY
(pulling Robbie Rabbit in the gut.)
Oh, Henson! Henson! Henson!
ROBBIE RABBIT
Somebody, HELP ME!!!!
FREDDY
Yeah, I hope, you'll like my fist in your head!!!
Freddy punches a huge hole on the back of Robbie the Rabbit's head.
FREDDY
Take that, you fucking freeloaders!!!
Freddy throws the body at the audience in the front.
AUDIENCE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Stage Manager #2
OH GOD!!!!
The preschoolers all begin to cry in fear.
FREDDY
The rest of all your lives are brought to you by the numbers, 666 & the letters, F, U!!!
Freddy walks off the stage & heads out the door, laughing evil.
FREDDY
(laughing.)
Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh!
Freddy vanishes through the doors, burning the doors.
INT. ROCHESTER BROADWAY THEATER LEAGUE - DAY
Clyde is watching the news about the monster attack in Rochester, drinking a glass of wine.
KIM
The attack has been happening in Rochester, that night, monsters from the horror movies from the 1980's had leaped off the screen & into the real world. A burned child killer murdered Albert & his friends on stage, all the children were murdered in their sleep, a masked psychopath murdering people in the whole neighborhood, some children & teenagers survived in their sleep, little green monsters released all the animals from the Seneca Park zoo, mutant Nazi army from world war II Germany, committed a shooting massacre at the Jewish community center. The police were found dead at the department of the scene of the crime &...
Clyde turns off the TV with the remote.
CLYDE
Shit.
Nancy walks into the dressing room & see how he's doing.
Nancy
(walks over to Clyde.)
Clyde, honey, is there something wrong?
CLYDE
No. What I saw on TV were monsters, taking over this city. I don't know what these things are & where did they all come from?
NANCY
Maybe, you had a lot of things, going up to your head.
CLYDE
I don't know, Nancy, I'm just a little fucked up on things.
Stage Manager #3
(opens the door, calling for Clyde.)
Ten minutes, Mr. Grolling.
CLYDE
Okay, Boyd, I'll be read for my best part.
Stage Manager #3 walks back downstairs to the backstage.
CLYDE
Maybe, we can get together after the show?
NANCY
I'll be downstairs, if you need me.
CLYDE
Alright.
Nancy walks back downstairs to sit in her seat in the front row.
CLYDE
Kids movies. What pieces of shit.
Clyde pours wine in his glass as another glass, drinks it 1/4 way, & put the bottle back into the cabinet as the Good Guy doll falls out.
CLYDE
(bends down.)
What the hell!?!
Clyde picks up a Good Guy doll with his left hand.
CLYDE
How did you get in here?
Clyde stares at the Good Guy doll with his awful look on his face.
GOOD GUY DOLL
(turns to Clyde.)
Hi, I'm Chucky, wanna play?
A Good Guy doll has frighten Clyde as it was activated.
CLYDE
Sorry, kid, I can't play with you right now, I have some show to do.
Clyde brings a Good Guy doll to the trash bin & throws it into the trash bin.
He goes back & drinks his glass of wine as Chucky gets out of the bin & dashes off.
Clyde turns to the bin, knocked over & empty as the Good Guy doll disappeared.
Clyde looks for Chucky in the dressing room, he's nowhere to be seen.
CHUCKY
(jumping out with a surprising attack with a butcher knife in his right hand.)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Clyde sees Chucky from behind the drawers, alive with a butcher knife in his right hand in shock.
Clyde begins to get a heart-attack & walking backward to the window as Chucky lowers his right arm.
CHUCKY
You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me.
Chucky watches Clyde, having a heart-attack.
CLYDE
(wheezing.)
"Gasp!" "Gasp!" "Gasp!"
EXT. ROCHESTER BROADWAY THEATER LEAGUE - Night
Clyde falls out the window & crashes onto his limo.
Int. Gander Mountain - Night
Our heroes are at the abandoned gun shop, picking out any kind of gun to shoot all the monsters.
Jessie picks the Colt 1991 series 80 handgun with laser siting, Smith & Wesson model 29 classic handgun, & a Ruger 10/22 classic V rimfire rifle.
JESSIE
(holding a Colt 1991 series 80 handgun in his right hand.)
I always wanted a gun like that.
Jenny picks the two CVA scout V2 handguns & a Savage A22 Rimfire Rifle.
Bibs chooses a Walther Colt 1911 A1 Government .22 hand gun & a Ruger 10/22 Carbine Rimfire Rifle.
BIBS
I shouldn't do this, but it's worth a try.
Marvin picks a Smith & Wesson model 25 classic handgun & a CZ-USA CZ 452 Military Training Rimfire Rifle.
JESSIE
(walks over to Marvin.)
Excuse me, Dr. Azikiwe, do you have any silver bullets?
MARVIN
Why do you need them for?
JESSIE
It's something for me to shoot a werewolf with.
MARVIN
Okay.
Marvin takes the silver bullets out of his left pants pocket & gives them to Jessie & puts them into his right pants pocket for later.
CREIGHTON
Uh, Jessie, weren't you a werewolf from the other night?
JESSIE
Was that only for a test?
CREIGHTON
Recently, yes, yes it was.
Creighton wears a monster power glove on his right hand & picks a Ruger 10/22 rimfire rifle package, an Isreal weapon industries UZI Pro handgun & a Springfield XD(M) 5.25 competition series essentials handgun.
Louis picks a Masterpiece Arms defender 30 SST handgun, a Beretta 92 FS Inox handgun & a Magnus reserch desert eagle mark XIX polished chrome handgun.
Louis swings a baretta & a desert eagle handgunsaround his index fingers like an action hero.
LOUIS
Fuckin' Aye.
Ext. Gander Mountain - Night
Marvin, Bibs, Jessie, Jenny, Louis & Creighton all walk out of the gun store with guns in their hands to kill the monster.
LOUIE
So, Creighton, do you know where we can find the creators of these terrible monsters?
CREIGHTON
(looking up on his cel phone.)
They're at the horror convention at the Doubletree Hotel.
JESSIE
That's it! We have to go to the Doubletree hotel & get help from their creators before they do!
BIBS
Well, what are waiting for? Lets go!
Fly vomit drips on Jessie's left shoulder.
JESSIE
What the hell?
Fly vomit drips on his shoulder again.
JESSIE
(getting stung by fly vomet.)
AAAAHHH!!!
Bibs sees the dead bodies on top of the store & mutant insects, coming from the edge.
BIBS
(points something on the roof.)
"Gasp!"
Jessie looks up on the roof & he & bibs walk back. Jenny, Marvin, Louis & Creighton turns to the roof & sees something on the roof too.
The two mutant insects are BRUNDLEFLIES, a father, SETH from the 1986 film, "The Fly" & a son, MARTIN from the 1989 sequel, "The Fly II" poke their heads from behind the dead body.
MARVIN
Oh my God! They're... they're...
JESSIE
Brundleflies, a father & a son.
Seth & Martin jumps off the roof & on to the ground as Jessie, Bibs, Jenny, Marvin, Louis & Creighton watches. Seth & Martin stands up streight, looks directly at Jessie & the gang.
JESSIE
Oh, Jesus!
Jessie points a rifle at Seth & Martin, Seth pushes a rifle aside & tried dissolve Jessie's face,Jessie opens the car door in order to escape.
JESSIE
EVERYONE, GET IN!!!
Marvin, Bibs, Louis, Creighton & Jenny all get into the wagoner as Jessie punches Seth across the face, gets into the car & closes the door on Seth.
Marvin locks the doors as Seth & Martin tries to open the doors.
JESSIE
GET US OUTTA HERE NOW!!!
Marvin drives away from Seth & Martin faster, Seth & Martin unfolds their fly wings & buzzes after our heroes as a chase is on.
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