EXT. ROCHESTER - NIGHT
Jerry & the thugs are driving around the county, releasing monsters from screenplays, throwing them everywhere to cause a monster attack.
JERRY
Sorry, folks, we went for a long drive, but I forgot to put on the break.
EVIL ED
Here's one for you, buddy!
Evil Ed throws an unlocked copy of the screenplay of the 1985 b-movie, "The Stuff" to the power towers.
The stuff crawls out of the screenplay, jumps onto the power towers & then, melts it as it falls over.
JERRY
Trump Call is gonna be the least of this city's problem!
As every monster from the 80's are releasing from the screenplays to terrorize the citizens & committing murder & mayhem.
Int. Rochester Police Department - Night
As all the police see the destruction in their city on the security cameras, hidden everywhere.
CHIEF REESE, LT. THOMPSON & the rest of the officers all begin to hatch a plan to stop the monsters from destroy their city.
Chief Reese
Listen up, officers, our city has been invaded, communications are down, we're talking mass chaos & no one knows how to stop it!
Officer #1
What do these monsters look like?
CHIEF REESE
We don't know, yet, but we're all gonna find out together.
The officers all hear the bell ring as the door opens, & they all turn to a murderous ex-cop from the NYPD, OFFICER JACK W. FORREST, JR. from the 1988 horror-action film, "Maniac Cop" who walked in, unannounced.
Jack
What do you mean, what they all look like?
CHIEF REESE
Who the hell are you?
JACK
Officer Jack Forrest, Jr., NYPD, at your service.
CHIEF REESE
Look, Jack, we appreciate your introduction, but this is the Rochester Police Department, what the hell are you doing in Rochester?
JACK
I would like to be a part of your squad. Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh!!!!!
Lt. Thompson
Jesus, Darren, this guy is scary as hell.
CHIEF REESE
Can it, Mickey, don't you see, he's on the wrong side of the law?
(turns to Jack.)
Look, Forrest, how 'bout you go back to New York & leave us officers of this city to take care of everything.
JACK
This wouldn't be necessary.
(taking out a rifle gun.)
But, my rifle does.
Officers
"GASP!"
Officer #2
Oh my god!
Officer #3
He's got a gun!
JACK
That's right, you all have the right to remain silent forever!!!
Jack shoots Chief Reese, Lt. Thompson & all of the officer of the Rochester's police force with a rifle.
Int. 54 Lakeview Park - Night
A loud knock comes from the front door as a middle school principle, TRISHA MCCARRON walks over the front door to see who it is.
McCarron
(answering the door.)
Hello? Is anyone here?
McCarron looks two side, but no answer.
Good Guy Doll
Hi, I'm Chucky, & I'm your friend 'til the end. Hiddy-ho. Ha-ha-ha.
McCarron looks down, she sees a 1988 vintage battery-powered Good Guy doll, Chucky on the front porch.
Ext. 54 Lakeview Park - Night
McCarron picks it up & brings it into the house. The one thing, she didn't see was a burned copy of a screenplay from 1988, "Child's Play," Regina released & burned.
INT. 54 LAKEVIEW PARK - NIGHT
Her husband, BRENDAN MCCARRON finishes cooking dinner in the kitchen, oven-roasted chicken with garlic seasoning, green beans, mashed potatoes & champagne.
Brendan
Trisha, dinner's ready, I'm not starting eating dinner without you!
McCarron looks at the good guy doll directly in the eyes as he's staring at her in the living room.
BRENDAN
(walking into the living room.)
Trisha, dinner's gonna get cold.
Brendan sees a good guy doll in McCarron's hands.
BRENDAN
Trisha, what is that thing, you have in your hands?
MCCARRON
This? Some kid left this doll, Chucky on the front porch.
BRENDAN
Of really? Can I see it?
MCCARRON
Sure, be my guess.
McCarron gives a good guy doll to Brendan, sits down on the couch, looks at it & then puts it on the coffee table.
BRENDAN
I've never seen a doll like this before.
(communicates with a good guy doll.)
So, what are the three sentences?
GOOD GUY DOLL
Hi, I like to be hugged.
BRENDAN
& what else?
GOOD GUY DOLL
Hey, wanna play?
BRENDAN
Is that it?
GOOD GUY DOLL
Hi, I'm Chucky, & I'm your friend 'til the end. Hiddy-ho. Ha-ha-ha.
BRENDAN
(turns to McCarron.)
This one's a classic.
MCCARRON
Does it always say that?
BRENDAN
Yeah, the 80's were awesome. What's gonna happen now?
Int. 114 West Elm Street - Night
A 17-year-old gay teenager, BRADLEY MERCER is in his room, having a bad dream.
BRADLEY
(tossing & turning.)
No! Noooooooooo!!!!!
Bradley goes down into the kitchen to get something to drink.
Bradley opens the refrigerator, a carton of milk falls onto the floor as bad lock, then he hears scratches on the window, looks outside, he sees a burned man with an old dirty brown hat, a red sweater with six green stripes on the body & no stripes on the red sleeves & razors on his right hand, going to the other side.
Bradley goes over to the window & then goes outside.
Ext. 114 West Elm Street - Night
Bradley goes over to the basement window in the left yard & there, he sees inside is a burned alive dirty child killer, FREDDY KRUEGER, from the 1984 film, "A Nightmare on Elm Street" taking out the blade sharpener from under the working table & sharpening up the blades.
Bradley goes back inside.
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