EXT. MIDWAY PARK - NIGHT
Jessie, Jenny, Louis, Creighton & Bibs all run to the fairest wheel, Chucky trips Bibs over on Jessie, Louis, Creighton & Jenny with his left leg.
Jessie, Jenny, Bibs, Louis & Creighton all turn to Chucky who followed them to an abandoned amusement park with a green swiss blade in his left hand.
CHUCKY
Hello, Jessie.
JESSIE
Chucky!
Chucky raises his knife to come after our heroes.
JESSIE
I didn't realized that you were killed off in all your movies.
CHUCKY
Yeah, that's what that prick, Mancini gets for killing me off!!!
JESSIE
I didn't know, you have a very bad temper!
CHUCKY
Don't laugh at me like that, asshole!!
Chucky swishes his knife against Jessie, Jenny, Bibs, Louis & Creighton, but they all ducked.
CHUCKY
Do you realize, how long, I've been trapped in this fucking body!?!
JESSIE
I always thought the your voice sounded trumpety!
CHUCKY
That was a shitty joke, you've just made of me!!!
BIBS
Can I have a question to ask you? Have you ever been on a talk show, where you kill people after the interviews?
JESSIE
Bibs, this is no time for fandom questions!!!
CHUCKY
I really hate that show!!!
BIBS
Have I seen you on Child's Play Wikia?
CHUCKY
Don't like that!
BIBS
Halloween Wikia?
CHUCKY
Bullshit!!!
BIBS
Horror Wikia?
CHUCKY
That site can just go to hell!!!
BIBS
Evil Wikia?
CHUCKY
Nope!
BIBS
Villains Wikia?
CHUCKY
FUCK VILLAINS WIKIA!!!! VILLAINS WIKIA CAN KISS MY SHINY PLASTIC ASS!!!!!!!
Jessie, Jenny, Louis, Creighton & Bibs found out that Chucky is really offensive to fandom.
CHUCKY
I'll put YOU on Villains Wikia! The one thing that you'll never forget!!!
Jessie picks up a large glass shard on the ground with his right hand.
JESSIE
Kiss... THIS!!!!
CHUCKY
(getting stabbed.)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Jessie stabbed Chucky in the right chest with a glass shard & then, Jessie, Jenny, Bibs, Louis & Creighton escapes from Chucky & head to the fairest wheel with a typewriter in Bibs' hands.
CHUCKY
GET BACK HERE!!!!
Marvin, Mancini, Holland, David, Clive, Victor, Chris, Russell, Carpenter, Sayles, Winkless & Landis are being swallowed by the blob as Jerry & the gang watches.
JERRY
Not so fun. Is it? How do you like it, Holland? The world is outside your mind. You couldn't move. You're trapped!!! We know what it feels like to be killed of in your film!!!
Jerry & the Gang sees that the screenplay is not in Holland's hand.
JERRY
Wait a minute? The screenplay!!! Where is it!?!
EVIL ED
(pointing up.)
There they are!!!
Jessie, Jenny, Bibs, Louis & Creighton are in the middle of the fairest wheel, coming up with an ending.
JENNY
Hurry up, Jessie, we gotta finish the movie one last time!!!
JESSIE
Okay.
(typing.)
All the monsters converged, Jessie closes his eyes & the minute, for a whole thing to come!!!
Our heroes all look down & they see the monsters, all came to an abandoned amusement park to get the screenplay.
JESSIE
(typing.)
One by one! All the monsters are being sent back into the world of paper & ink.
Our villains begins to climb up the fairest wheel to get the screenplay.
BIBS
They're coming, Jessie, Hurry up!!!
JESSIE
(typing.)
& they never to be seen from, ever again!!! The End!!!
Jessie has finally finished with the screenplay & puts all the pages into the hard book cover.
LOUIS
What's next?
JESSIE
We're about to find out!
The dragon breaks the fairest wheel off & our heroes begins to roll down the hill in a fairest wheel.
JESSIE, JENNY, LOUIS, BIBS & CREIGHTON
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
BIBS
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
Marvin, Holland & the gang sees the fairest wheel roll down the hill, & so did Jerry & the gang.
JESSIE
HANG ON!!! HANG ON TIGHT!!!
A fairest wheel crashes into the two trees as a stop & our heroes survived the crash. They all got off & Jessie is prepared to open the book.
JESSIE
Wait for it. Wait for it.
All the monsters found our heroes at the right side of the fairest wheel as they all get closer to them.
JESSIE
NOW!!!
Jessie opens the book, a giant light pops to the top of the sky.
All the monsters are all being sent back into the screenplay one by one.
CHUCKY
(being sucked.)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
GREMLINS
(being sucked.)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Marvin & the creators of their famous monsters got out of the blob & Holland grabs his glasses out of the blob & then puts it back on.
Marvin, Holland, David, Chris, Victor, Clive, Mancini, Sayles, Landis, Winkless, Russell & Carpenter sees Jerry flying toward Holland in revenge.
JERRY
(flying.)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Jerry grabs Holland by the shirt & he's hot happy with being sent back into a screenplay.
JERRY
I am NOT happy with you!!!
HOLLAND
Nither am I!!!
Holland grabs a thick sharp wooden stick with his right hand & stab Jerry in the heart.
JERRY
(being stabbed.)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Holland pushes Jerry off of his shirt. Jerry is getting sucked back into the screenplay.
JERRY
(being sucked)
I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!!!!!
It is the end of the monster attack & Jessie shuts the screenplay & then locks it with a key.
JENNY
You did it.
JESSIE
WE did it. That means, we all won!
Marvin, Holland, Winkless, Russell, Mancini, Carpenter, David, Victor, Chris, Clive, Landis & Sayles all walk to our heroes & they cheer for them, for saving the world.
Int. 7 Eleven - Dawn
Shank & Dan had a rough night, after the gremlin attack.
SHANK
Oh, what a night.
DAN
I feel like a fucked up manager.
Dan sees the clock that says 5:52 AM, which is almost time for the health inspector to come.
DAN
Oh shit! Shank, it's almost morning! That means the health inspector will come & inspect the place!!
SHANK
Oh shit! We gotta clean up this mess, it's like a pigsty in here!
DAN
You get the groper to get these monsters' parts out of the slurpee machine & I'll clean the blood off!!
SHANK
You got it!!!
Shank runs to the back room to get the groper, Dan uses a mop to wash all the green blood off of the floor, the ceiling, the food, the shelves, the products & the walls.
Dan walks to the door to the back room to see if Shank is ready to get the gremlin parts out.
DAN
Hey, Shank! Are you in here? The health inspector would be here in an hour!
SHANK
(walking out with the groper in the left hand & a ragged bag in the gight.)
Not to worry, I got this thing under control. Believe me, I know a lot about that hot chick who showed us her naked boobs at the...
Then, Shank & Dan sees someone, drinking something out of the slurpee machine.
Shank & Dan
"GASP!"
SHANK
Oh my god!!!
There were the two idiots from Providence, RI, HARRY DUNN & LLOYD CHRISTMAS (from the previous film, "Dumb & Dumber To") drinking slurpees with gremin blood out of the Slurpee machine.
SHANK
WHAT ARE YOU TWO IDIOTS DOING!?!
Harry
I thought we could try something new at 7 Eleven from the slurpee machine.
Lloyd
What is this new flavor? It's delicious!
DAN
Uh oh.
SHANK
This could be a problem.
HARRY
Oh, come on, what's the worst thing, it can happen?
Harry & Lloyd feels their stomaches churning inside.
LLOYD
Our stomaches are churning, Harry!!!
HARRY
I hope nothing's bad gonna happen to us.
Harry & Lloyd's skins are turning leathery green & their bodies poking.
LLOYD
Well, this is new.
DAN
Oh god! Oh god!
SHANK
What the FUCK!?!
Harry & Lloyd are growing bigger & their bodies are turning into gremlin like.
Shank & Dan both run out of 7 eleven & make safely.
Ext. 7 Eleven - Dawn
Shank & Dan made it out of 7 eleven as Harry & Lloyd breaks through the roof, growing to the size of a skyscraper.
Harry & Lloyd
GROOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry & Lloyd are now turned into 80 foot tall gremlins.
Shank & Dan both takes out axes to kill the two new monsters.
SHANK
Oh boy!
DAN
Here we go again!
Cut-Out:
The End.
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