Ext. Bad part of Rochester - Night
The two PUNKS are are hanging around the bad neighborhood, relaxing & they see Jason, walking to the Doubletree Hotel.
Punk #1
Hey, Kyle, look at that hockey masked-guy.
Punk #2
He looks like some sort of a fuckin' freak.
PUNK #1
Hey, freak, where are you heading to?
Jason knocks over a garbage can causes the two punks to get pissed at him.
PUNK #1
(taking out a swiz blade.)
What the fuck is you problem, motherfucker!?!
Jason turns to the punks, takes his mask off & shows them his disfigured face.
PUNK #1
Okay, okay, you're cool, man. You're cool.
Jason turns away from the punk, puts his mask back on & walks to the Doubletree Hotel.
EXT. CRAFT'S CAR - NIGHT
Chucky looks out the window, complaining about custom made versions of himself, while Craft is driving him to the horror con.
CHUCKY
(complaining.)
Custom made, I don't even know, where the hell it came from.
Chucky wipes the blood off his upper lip with two fingers on his right hand, holding a knife & then looks in the mirror, & then realizes that he's turning human.
CHUCKY
(in fear.)
My god, I'm turning human!?!
(turns to Craft.)
Now drive!
CRAFT
Alright!
(buckling up her seatbelt for safety.)
That means, I don't have to get pulled over again.
CHUCKY
JUST, SHUT UP & DRIVE!!! Before, I kick your fuckin' teeth in.
Craft puts on the breaks & Chucky crashes through the windshield.
CHUCKY
(crashing through the windshield, flying.)
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Chucky fell on to the road as Craft sees that he's gone & Chucky climbs back on to the car.
CHUCKY
(jump on to the motor.)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Craft drive faster trying to push him off the engine.
CHUCKY
(shouting.)
YOU GOD DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!
The two Gremlins are having the best quality night of their lives, Craft pushes Chucky off her car with her car & shines carlights at the two gremlins.
GREMLINS
(being burned by light.)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Craft squishes the two gremlins & pushed Chucky off her car.
CRAFT
Fuck!
Craft backs up her car in reverse, then goes into drive in order to kill Chucky.
CRAFT
(driving faster.)
Fucking bastard!
CHUCKY
(jumping.)
AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Chucky ducks & Craft crashes into the wall & causes an airbag.
Craft gets out of the car to look at her car. Craft sees Michael, Jason, Freddy, the Cenobites, Jack, dolls, the monsters from the 1980 film, "The Fog," Kessler Werewolf, Seth, Martin, Werewolves, gremlins, the twins from the 1980 film, "The Shining," Jerry, Regina, Christain, Cujo, Billy, Bozworth, Charlie, Evil Ed, Amy, Dr. Harrison, Louie & Belle are all going into the horror con to terrorize the fans & their creators.
Chucky jumps on to Craft & holds her hostage.
CRAFT
"Gasp!"
CHUCKY
(holding Craft hostage.)
Playtime's over.
INT. DOUBLETREE HOTEL - NIGHT
As all the fans meet the original stars, CHRIS SARANDON, WILLIAM RAGSDALE, CATHERINE HICKS, ALEX VINCENT, BRAD DOURIF, HEATHER LANGENCAMP, JOHNNY DEPP, AMANDA BEARSE, ROBERT ENGLUND, AMANDA WYSS, MARK PATTON, NICK CORRI, JAMIE LEE CURTIS, KIM MYERS, ZACH GALLIGAN, PHEOBE CATES, STEPHEN GEOFFREYS, KEN SAGOES, TUESDAY KNIGHT, DAVID NAUGHTON, GRIFFIN DUNE, JOHN SAXON, RODNEY EASTMAN, LISA WILCOX, BROOKE THEISS, DANNY HASSEL, AMY STEEL, JOHN FUREY, COREY FELDMAN, DANA KIMMELL, LARRY ZERNER, PAUL KRATKA, PETER BARTON, KIMBERLY BECK, E. ERICH ANDERSON, JOAN FREEMAN, BARBARA HOWARD, KEVIN BACON, ADRIENNE KING, HARRY CROSBY, JEANNINE TAYLOR, LAURIE BARTRAM & MARK NELSON & taking pictures with them & signing autographes & their favorite horror movies, All the Monsters begins to invade the horror convention, terrorize the fans, the comic book artists, & the original writers/directors & stars.
Freddy sees the original stars of "the Nightmare of Elm Street" franchise to terrorize one another.
Wyss
Who are you?
FREDDY
Do you remember me, Tina? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. I was the one who raped you & slashed you to death.
Heather
What do you want from us?
FREDDY
I would like to present to you all,
Freddy rips his front sweater to show them, the souls of the kids & teenagers, he murdered, trapped inside of him as prisoners.
FREDDY
My Children! HA-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Whaling Kids & Teenagers
Help! AAAAAAHHH!!! Help us! Let us out!!! Get us outta here!!! We want to go home!!! I want my mommy! I want my daddy!! Let us out!!
The stars as teenagers are all terrified & Mark begins to throw up.
FREDDY
You are all my children now!
Cathrine's husband, KEVIN YAGHER sees Chucky in Craft's right arm, misunderstands her for stealing the doll from his workshop.
KEVIN
Wait a minute, is that my doll?
Kevin runs over to Craft. Cathrine sees Chucky, wrapped around Craft's right arm in shock.
KEVIN
You stole my doll from the workshop, didn't you?
CRAFT
I didn't take it, it dragged me here to kill Holland.
KEVIN
Is this some kind of a joke, you're playing?
Cathrine sees that Chucky's staring at her.
KEVIN
(grabbing Chucky from Craft's arm.)
Give me that!!!
CHUCKY
(raising a knife on his right hand.)
Amazing, isn't it?
Kevin realizes that Chucky is not from his workshop at all as he came to life.
Chucky stabs Kevin in the throat with a knife as Alex, Chris & Cathrine watched.
Cathrine
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD!!!
CHUCKY
Karen, Mikey, Andy, it's been a long time.
Alex
It's Alex, you don't know my name?
HEATHER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
FREDDY
Why are you screaming, Nancy? I haven't even got you yet.
(raising his razors.)
This won't even hurt one little bit!!!
Freddy tried to slash the original stars, he missed, he throws the table over in order to get them.
MICHAEL
Whoa! Whoa!
Freddy turns to Michael Bay as he stops trying to kill the original stars.
MICHAEL
Easy now, I'm not gonna hurt you, no one's gonna hurt you. It's okay. You might need help.
FREDDY
(raises his razors.)
Help yourself, FUCKER!!!
Freddy slashes Michael across the right cheek.
FREDDY
I hate your remake with Jackie Earl Hailey & your action packed themes!
Freddy turns his back on Michael, Jason confronts him & decapitates his head because he hated the remake of "Friday the 13th."
Michael Bay is now dead.
Ext. Doubletree Hotel - Night
Jessie, Jenny, Marvin, Bibs, Louis & Creighton made it to the horror con at the hotel.
Bibs (wearing the power glove as Frankenstein's monster) carried a hundred boxes of Nice Guy dolls, into the horror con.
BIBS
I can't believe you've talked me into this, guys. I have strong muscles & everything, I can pick up heavy things like Hercules, Samson, Superman or the incredible Hulk.
JESSIE
Remember, these nice guy dolls have to go back to Playland toys, these things cost thousands of dollars.
Jessie, Jenny, Marvin, Louis, Creighton & Bibs all entered the convention with Nice Guy dolls in Bibs' arms.
INT. DOUBLETREE HOTEL - NIGHT
Holland crawls on the floor, trying to find a place to hide from the monsters.
HOLLAND
Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!
Holland sees Chucky with a golf club in his hands.
CHUCKY
(smacking Holland across the face.)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Holland got smack across the face by Chucky with a golf club.
CHUCKY
Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! Hey, long time no see, Tommy.
HOLLAND
My god!
Holland tries to get away from Chucky, he's confronted by Jerry & his goons.
JERRY
Hello, Tom, it has been a long time.
HOLLAND
Jerry, I didn't see you come off the screen.
JERRY
Actually, we came from the screenplays. We're from the first one, My sister, Regina & the others are from the second one.
HOLLAND
I wasn't part of the sequel.
Mancini encounters Chucky, who was tormenting Holland.
MANCINI
My god! Chucky?
CHUCKY
Surprise! Did you miss me, Donny, I sure missed you!
MANCINI
Of couse, I've missed you, Chucky.
CHUCKY
What can I say, we're gonna be friends 'til the end & now, it's time to play.
MANCINI
What kind of game is it exactly?
CHUCKY
Blood buddy. I'll go first.
Chucky cuts his own right thumb.
CHUCKY
Your turn.
Chucky runs over to Mancini & cuts Mancini's left thumb.
MANCINI
(getting cut in the thumb.)
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Chucky & Mancini puts each other's thumbs & mixes their blood together, becoming blood buddies.
CHUCKY
I hope our friendship isn't too shitty for the both of us, I'm just a manifestations of your subconscious fury. I keep getting killed off in your films, like I always say, you can't make anyone be, what you want them to be.
Gremlins, killer dolls & Kessler Werewolf surrounds David, Griffin, Zach & Pheobe with all the weapons in their hands.
Zach
Okay, lets not get too hasty here.
DAVID
Nice doggy, nice doggy, I really don't want to be a werewolf today.
Griffin
David! Zach! Pheobe! Everyone! Lets get outta here! Hurry!
Griffin leads David, Zach, Pheobe & the rest of the original casts out of the hotel & slams the doors on the monsters.
CLIVE
You are all my villains. I created you all, why would you all want to hurt me?
The Cenobites all surround Clive in the reign of terror.
PINHEAD
Because, we've all been spent a long time, locked away in your script.
CLIVE
Oh, come on, you all can't be real.
PINHEAD
We are real.
Chucky continued his chat with Mancini about his way.
CHUCKY
I bet you & I are alike.
MANCINI
What are you talking about?
CHUCKY
All, I'm saying, is no will ever talk about,
(taking out a scared Chuckie Finster doll, he stole from the Strong from behind his back with his right arm.)
this little Finster faggot from the god damn "Rugrats" ever again.
Chucky stabs a scared Chuckie Finster doll three times with a knife in his left hand.
CHUCKY
(throws a scared Chuckie Finster doll aside.)
I think it time, we start to pull off of this relationship. The one thing, I gotta do, is to get out of this god damn body once & for all.
JERRY
(turns to Chucky.)
Actually, I kinda like you, the way you are, as a doll.
That really pissed Chucky off after he was told to be the was he is as a doll by Jerry.
CHUCKY
(picking up a large glass cup.)
You sort of remind me of that... MOTHERFUCKER NORRIS!!!
(throwing a glass at Jerry.)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Chucky threw a glass cup at Jerry, but Jerry ducked.
CHUCKY
(walking over to Jerry.)
Do you realize what you put me through? Do you know how long, I've been trapped in this FUCKING BODY!?!
JERRY
Easy, Chucky, you were just throwing a tantrum.
CHUCKY
I'm not throwing a FUCKING TANTRUM!!!
HOLLAND
Chucky, what made you act that way?
CHUCKY
Well, Tommy, let me tell you a sad story. I use to be Andy's manifestation of his unconscious id. I was called, Buddy first, striking Andy's enemies, the babysitter, the teacher, anybody, & then, you & that Lafia fucker came along & changed me from Andy's id to that Lakeshore stangler who transfered my soul into the Good Guy doll, Charles Lee Ray whose nicknamed, Chucky. I became a sccessful franchise. As Fangoria gave interviews to you, you took all the credit for the original screenplay of "Child's Play 1." It wasn't YOUR original screenplay, you can't call THIS yours. You just been on live support. You were such a credithog.
Chucky begins to bitch about the fandom which blow his balls away to Holland.
CHUCKY
You know, you sort of remind me of that Nostalgia critic, Doug Walker & that Phelous, Phelan Porteous. They were braggy little bitches, just like you.
HOLLAND
Are you gonna kill them too?
CHUCKY
More or less, I killed their interests. There have been every fandom, going everywhere which really blows my balls, such as fan clubs, fansites, fan pages, fan groups, fan letters, fan reviews, fan fictions, fan arts, custom made versions of me.
(turns to Holland.)
Do you think I like to invade "Psycho," "Mama," "Drag me to hell" & "the Purge?"
Holland is about to answer Chucky's question.
CHUCKY
(answering the question for Holland.)
NO FUCKIN' WAY!!! I had enough of this bullshit, I'm gonna put an end to this right now!!!
HOLLAND
I can't let you do that, Chucky.
CHUCKY
Why not?
HOLLAND
Because, you were a fame, you became a franchise to the first film, but instead, you've betrayed everything that made you famous & you have to be stopped.
CHUCKY
If I see any fandom product shit, I will...
Chucky steps on pieces of paper, he bends down & goes through printed out fanfictions, fan arts & then a custom made Good Guy doll, in shock.
CHUCKY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Chucky takes out a blade from his overall front pocket in the pissed off look on his face.
CHUCKY
You son of a bitch, do you realize, what you've done!?! It's too late!!! I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME IN THIS BODY. I"M FUCKING TRAPPED IN HERE!!! You know what I'm gonna do to you? I'M GONNA CUT OFF YOUR LEGS & SLIT YOUR THROAT!!! After I'm done with you, I'M GONNA BASH DON MANCINI'S FACE IN THE HEAD WITH A LEDGEHAMMER, LIKE A FUCKING WATERMELON!!!!
Bibs throws boxes of Nice Guy dolls over Chucky as Chucky turns to falling boxes after Jessie removed the straps from the boxes.
CHUCKY
WHAT THE HELL!?!
The boxes crashes down over Chucky.
CHUCKY
(getting crushed.)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
JESSIE
AIN'T THE SIZE IT COUNTS, ASSHOLE, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WITH IT!!!!
Jessie, Marvin, Jenny, Louis & Creighton shoots all the monsters with their guns, but they missed as the monsters all ran away.
JESSIE
Are you all alright?
HOLLAND
Yeah, we're all alright.
BIBS
Oh, thank god, you're all okay.
Bibs presses an exit button & goes back into being human.
CLIVE
Thanks for saving us. Our monsters had turned their backs on us.
LOUIS
We were just doing our work.
JESSIE
I'm Jessie, & there's Bibs, Jenny, Marvin, Louis & Creighton. We're the Monster Worriors.
HOLLAND
Monster Warriors, what the fuck kind of a name is that?
CREIGHTON
It's a name, we came up with. A team.
Holland, Clive, Victor, Landis, Russell, Mancini, Chris, David, Winkless, Sayles & Carpenter all looked at each other.
DAVID
Oh! We get it now, so you're like the Monster Squad.
JESSIE
That's right. We've all came to you for help. A man named, Jericho Riley released your monsters into our world with voodoo magic which Marvin locked them up for good & then, I accidently released them into our world for total destructions.
BIBS
That's why we all came to you. Jessie's our writer, we were thinking if you all can write one movie to bring all the monsters back with a magic typewriter.
HOLLAND
Okay, it's really simple, just one movie with all the monsters, we've all ever created. Good idea.
Mancini walks out of the hotel to look for Chucky.
BIBS
Hey, Don, where are you going?
MANCINI
To find Chucky!
JESSIE
How the hell are you gonna do that?
MANCINI
I'm not sure yet, but I'll check the school!
CHRIS
Uh, yeah, I'll check for Stripe in the children's museum.
Chris went out to look for Stripe Gremlin at the Strong.
LOUIS
We'll help Chris find him.
JENNY
I'll get my flashlight.
BIBS
(giving the power glove to Creighton.)
I'm with you!
Jenny, Bibs & Louis follows Chris to the Strong.
JESSIE
(turns to Creighton.)
So, Creighton, want to help me kill Chucky?
CREIGHTON
Okay, Jessie, if you say so.
Jessie & Creighton follows Mancini to the school with their guns & a powerglove in their hands, leaving Marvin, Clive, Carpenter, Sayles, Victor, David, Landis, Russel, Holland, & Winkless alone.
CARPENTER
So, what are we all gonna do next?
MARVIN
Oh god! They're all gonna get themselves killed!!! We have to save them before it's too late!!!
VICTOR
Why not take the bus?
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