Int. 132 West Elm Street - Night
11-year-old cartoonist, TOMMY METZLER, who dreams of working at Nickelodeon Animation Studios, having a bad dream in his room.
Ext. 132 West Elm Street - Day
Tommy is in a Joe Murray 2D animated world as a dream, he's having about riding on a skateboard, doing neat tricks on the half pipe ramp.
TOMMY
Yeah! I am one heck of a boarder.
As Tommy starts to come down from the ramp to meet his friends, he sees a shadow, coming from the man with a striped sweater, an old brown hat, razors on his right hand walking up, confronting him.
TOMMY
(popping his eyes out.)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
The man was Freddy, invading Tommy's dream & violating the copyright of "the Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror VI."
TOMMY
"GULP!"
FREDDY
Glad to slash your acquaintance. HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Freddy slashes Tommy across the chest.
INT. 132 WEST ELM STREET - NIGHT
TOMMY
(waking up.)
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Tommy woke up, turns out, it was just a bad dream.
TOMMY'S MOM come into Tommy's room to see if everything's alright.
Tommy's Mom
Are you okay, Tommy?
TOMMY
It's just a dream, mom!
Tommy looks at the claw marks on his chest which Freddy did.
TOMMY'S MOM'S BOYFRIEND comes into Tommy's room & kisses her on the cheek.
Tommy's Mom's Boyfriend
Are you coming back to bed or what?
TOMMY'S MOM
I'll be in in a minute.
Tommy's mom's boyfriend goes back into his room.
TOMMY'S MOM
Tommy, honey, you gotta with a cat or you can get that kind of dreamin'. One or the other.
Tommy's mom closes the door on Tommy & goes back to bed with her boyfriend.
Tommy grabs the crucifix & sits in his bed, wide awake.
TOMMY
(singing.)
1, 2, Freddy's coming for you, 3, 4, better lock your door, 5, 6, grab your crucifix, 7, 8, gotta stay up late, 9, 10, never sleep again.
Tommy couldn't go back to sleep because Freddy was aftering him in his dream.
Int. Holiday Inn - Night
Drake goes back into room 231 to get his weapons to kill all the monsters in Rochester.
DRAKE
Not to worry, Drake, you got this under control.
Drake is about to open, the door, he sees a door knob turn & then sees somebody opening the door.
It was Michael Myers who grabbed Drake in the shirt & throws him across the room, trying to kill him with a butcher knife.
Drake grabs a wooden board with a nail & smacks Michael across the face twice, but Michael pushes Drake against the wall, holding him there.
Drake removes the mask off of Michael's head & sees his face.
Michael throws Drake on to the bed & tries to stab him with a sphere as he ducks. Drake punches Michael in the gut & holding him in the shoulders.
Michael throws Drake over to the dresser & walks closer to him.
Drake picks up a large stuffed teddy bear & throws it to Michael as a distraction.
Michael looks at the teddy bear with a smile on his face as a distraction.
DRAKE
Hey, big one!
Michael sees Drake with a pot of plant in his hands.
DRAKE
Playtime's over!
Drake bashes Michael in the head & make him fall on to the floor unconsciously.
DRAKE
Who the fuck is that?
Drake grabs all the weapons & then head to the university of Rochester.
Int. 217 West Elm Street - Night
8-year-old, ERIC GROBIN-BENNETT sleeps in his bed, having a worst dream of his life.
Int. Wenchenpot Wizard School - Day
The wizard teacher, MADAM TWIDDLESON, teaches geometry to her class.
Madam Twiddleson
As to you all heard, geometry is a type of math, we will learn from. Who would like to make a demonstration?
Eric raises his hand.
MADAM TWIDDLESON
Eric? Would you like to come up here & give us some demonstration?
Eric walks up to the board to make geometry fun as he takes his wand out.
Eric
(casting a spell with his wand.)
Weggle, weggle, Shivery slim, magic wand, make geometry fun!
The wand makes geometry magic on the chalkboard.
ERIC
A-ha! "Moris," ain't to die.
A figure with a hat & razors on his right hand walks out of the chalkboard, which eventually, turns into Freddy.
ERIC
"Moris" He, she, who ain't die?
Freddy pops out his razors from his right palm.
ERIC
(turns to Freddy.)
Huh?
FREDDY
(waving his razors.)
"Moris" You DIE!
ERIC
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Wenchenpot Students
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Eric, Madam Twiddleson & the rest of the class begins to run from Freddy.
FREDDY
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! You've mastered a dead tongue, can you handle a live one?
Freddy stretches his tongue aftering Eric, running from Freddy.
Freddy catches Eric in the neck with his tongue & strangling him to death!
INT. 217 WEST ELM STREET - NIGHT
ERIC'S TWO DAD all run into Eric's room to see what the hell's going on.
They see Eric, floating in the air & being strangled to death, while he's sleeping.
Eric's Dad #1
ERIC!!!!!
Eric's Dad #2
ERIC!!!!!!!!!
Eric falls onto his bed & bounces onto the floor, dead.
ERIC'S DAD #2
Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!!!!!!!
Int. 7 Eleven - Night
The gremlins are invading 7 eleven on Monroe Avenue as the two duos/owners, SHANK MILLER & DAN HOWARD are fighting with gremlins.
Shank
Yo, Dan!
Dan
Yeah?
SHANK
We have a lot of monsters taking over our store!!!
DAN
(taking out a double barrel shot gun.)
Yeah, & we gotta take these little green fuckers downs!!!
Dan shoots 20 gremlins with a shoot gun & Shank whacks all 15 gremlins with a broom.
Shank looks at the Slurpee machine & hatches an idea.
SHANK
Hey, Dan, how would like to help me grind these little monsters in the machine!?!
DAN
Are you shitting me!?! The health inspector will put us out of business!!!
SHANK
Dan, Trust me!!!
DAN
Okay!!!
Shank & Dan grabs every gremlin in their store, jams them into the Slurpee machine & closes the hatch.
SHANK
TURN IT ON, QUICK!!!
Dan turns on the machine & grinds the gremlins to death in their machine.
GREMLINS
(getting grind to death.)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Blood begins to squirt everywhere in their store from the machine.
SHANK
Did you get them all!?!
DAN
YEAH!!!
SHANK
TURN IT OFF!!! TURN IT OFF!!!
Dan turns off the grinder.
Int. Christ Church - Night
The reverend of the church, FATHER PAUL, prays to god for the piece of the church.
Father Paul
(praying to god.)
Oh, bless me, oh lord for these people to charitable donations to this church & to the needs of warmth & health. A-man.
As Father Paul finishes his pray to god, he begins to donate the clothes & food to the needy as the Cenobites, PINHEAD, SKINLESS FRANK, BUTTERBALL, CHATTERER & FEMALE from the 1987 film, "Hellraiser" appears out of nowhere, sitting on the bench, watching him.
Pinhead
Hello, Father.
Father Paul turns to the Cenobites in fear!
PINHEAD
You didn't let us, prey to your god.
FATHER PAUL
Who are you?
PINHEAD
(walking up to Father Paul.)
We are the Cenobites. I am Pinhead, the leader.
Skinless Frank
I'm skinless Frank.
Female
I'm Female.
Butterball
I'm Butterball.
Chatterer
& I'm Chatterer, you didn't invite us here.
FATHER PAUL
You're not welcome here, demons from hell, go back to hell, where you all belong!
PINHEAD
(taking out a spiky bat.)
DON'T FUCK WITH US, YOU GOD DAMN FUCKER!!!
FATHER PAUL
My god! You all have sinned against god in the name of Christ & you all have to be stopped!!!
The Cenobites all take their weapons out, walks over to Father Paul & beats him to death.
Int. Playland Toy Factory - Night
CEO, BILL KARLOFF & his assistant, TODD SHANNON walks around the factory, talking about the killer dolls, which are killing people.
Shannon
Sir, our company is being under attack by, what do you call them? Killer Living Dolls.
Karloff
Killer dolls? That doesn't sound surprising.
SHANNON
You want prove, let me show you.
Shannon shows Karloff the killer dolls from the 1987 film, "Dolls" which are attacking & murdering the workers.
Toy worker #1
Help me! Help me!
Toy worker #2
"choke!"
The killer doll cuts the toy worker #2's head off.
KARLOFF
OH GOD!!!
SHANNON
So, what do want me to do with them?
KARLOFF
Stick it up your ass!
Karloff walks out the factory & heads back to his headquarters in New York City.
EXT. IRONDEQUOIT WOODS - NIGHT
Chazz is walking in the woods, talking about werewolves & thinks, that he's crazy for nothing.
CHAZZ
They all thought I was crazy, but I'm not, they're all just a bunch of fuckin' retards & such. I really saw a real werewolf &...
Chazz sees a pack of werewolves from the 1981 film, "The Howling," circling around the campfire, making piece for the werewolf tribe.
The werewolves all turn to him, they all get closer to Chazz & hungry for victims.
CHAZZ
Holy shit!
Chazz points his gun at the werewolves, one of them pushes a gun aside & then tears him to pieces.
CHAZZ
(getting teared to shredds.)
No! No! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Downe, Lester, Grobin, Plotski, Waldski & Ferris all heard a scream, coming from the woods.
DOWNE
Chazz, was that you? If this is some sort of trick, you're playing on us, It's not funny!
Werewolf
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Plotski
Did you guys hear that?
WALDSKI
Sounds like a dog.
PLOTSKI
That was no dog. That was a wolf.
GROBIN
There are no wolves in New York State, only Cayotees.
The hunters hear a stick snap.
LESTER
What was that!?!
FERRIS
I see are giant wolves, coming towards us.
The werewolves all circle around Ferris, Plotski, Downe, Lester, Waldski & Grobin, as they're all scared shitless as they all turned to them in fear.
The Werewolves attacks the six hunters.
HUNTERS
(getting teared apart.)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
The family of five red foxes watches the hunters, getting teared to pieces by werewolves.
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