Int. Study Hall - Day
Jessie & Bibs goes to study hall to learn about ancient folklore & myths & legends from the college professor, THOMAS LOU CHANEY.
Chaney
So, as you can all see, many people has told all these folklore & legends throughout the years, such as Robin Hood, Santa Claus, Vampires, Werewolves, witches, Paul Bunyan, & many others has changed our lives forever. Does anybody like to know what folklore is?
Jessie raises his right hand.
Chaney
Jessie?
Jessie
A traditional art, literature, knowledge & practices that are passed on in large part through oral, communication & example.
Chaney
That's correct. As years go by, most people tell legendary stories to their children & then past on into generation & so on...
BIBS
That was really good, Jessie, I thought this was hard as shit.
JESSIE
You think so, Bibs?
BIBS
I would think so.
Int. Figure Drawing Class - Same Time
Jenny & Louis are at figure drawing art class, drawing portraits of fruits, naturist people, showing private parts to the students. They are learning everything from their teacher, OLIVIA JOANNE GROMIT.
Gromit
Art is the masterpiece of the traditional works & literature. As all of you can find talents & gifts from god, himself, You will have the special gifts in mind.
One of her students, LESLIE FORCER raises her hand for a question.
GROMIT
Yes, Leslie?
Leslie
When did Michelangelo begin to start his own artwork?
GROMIT
Well, Leslie, in the Renaissance, Michelangelo was sent to Florance, Italy to study grammar as a young boy.
Jenny & Louis both stare at the model & then, draws her on two sheets of paper & adds animals & trees on to it.
Int. Science Class - Same Time
Creighton is at science class to learn about chemistry & such from his teacher, JOHN RICHARDSON.
Richardson
The way to do an experiment, is to use a bottle of nitrogen, fire extinguishers & explosives to make some good experiments.
(turns to Creighton.)
Creighton?
CREIGHTON
Yes?
RICHARDSON
Would you do some demonstration?
CREIGHTON
Okay.
Creighton tests the explosives, a fire extinguisher & the bottle of nitrogen as a test.
Something bad happens, Creighton's experiments begins to blow up.
CREIGHTON
RUN!!!
Everybody in Mr. Richardson's class all begin to run out of the classroom, & then the experiments explodes in a classroom.
Everyone in Richardson's class all survive. & asks each other if they're alright.
Terry
Are you okay?
Kara
I'm fine. Are you?
Ian
I have a scrap & I almost got fucked up.
RICHARDSON
Creighton?
CREIGHTON
Yes?
RICHARDSON
You failed.
Int. Cafeteria - Day
Jessie, Louis, Jenny, Creighton & Bibs are sitting at the large table, having lunch & disgusting about the Soulsucker as friends as Louis draws the Soulsucker on his sketchpad.
JESSIE
As the satanic soulsucker sucks the first victim's soul out of him, leaving his flesh all dried out.
JENNY
Is he a demon?
JESSIE
Sort of. That would terrorize the audience, if I get it done. Remember, if anybody who messes it all up, you know what will it get? A bad review! That means multiple golden raspberry awards for being worst movie, worst actor/actress, worst supporting actor/actress, worst sequels, remake, worst producer, worst director, worst screenplay & even the worst new star.
BIBS
That's a lot of work to go around to write seven drafts to make the final version of it. To have 17 takes to get it right.
JESSIE
A-ha. So there is the way to make it the best movie ever. I hope to make sure to make it the best CGI visual effects, best make up & even the best blue/green screen format ever. & don't let anyone take all the credit for my original work.
BIBS
Not to worry, Jess, I won't let anyone take all the credit for your original work.
Jessie eats a french fry, dipped in ketchup.
LOUIS
Don't worry, Jessie, I'll draw the soul sucker to see what he looks like.
The four jocks, KEVIN HAGGUS, WILBERT GLENDEN, DEREK JUSTIN & DAVID WESTMORE confronts Bibs to pick on him some more.
Kevin
Hey, nerd. Living in the world of monster?
BIBS
Cut it out, Kevin, it's not funny.
Wilbert
Oh really, nerd? We'll see about that!
Bibs
Cut it out!
JESSIE
Hey, LEAVE HIM ALONE!
David
Well, looky here, boys, a Philly boy.
KEVIN
What made you move here to Philly, guy?
Kevin pushes Jessie in the way. Kevin sees Jessie's scripts of horror movies.
KEVIN
What the fuck is this? "The Soulsucker?" "Cyberkiller?" "The Werewolf of Boston?" "The Ape-Man of London?" "Holiday Terror?" Are those shitty books, you're writing?
JESSIE
They're screenplays to my future horror movies, dickhead!
Kevin picks up Holiday Terror & then, tears it in half.
KEVIN
Oops, I tore it.
BIBS
You're such an asshole, Kevin.
KEVIN
(hits Bibs in the chest.)
Did you say, faggot? What did you say?
BIBS
I said, you're an asshole.
Kevin begins to jump on him & taps him on the cheeks as a type of bullying.
Derek, David & Wilbert grabs Kevin & brings him away from Bibs.
Derek
Kevin, That's Enough!
WILBERT
You're hurting him! Just STOP!!!
Kevin, Derek, David & Wilbert walks away from Jessie, Bibs, Jenny, Creighton & Louis at their table & head outside for practicing football.
LOUIS
Just forget them, you guys, they're nothing but piles of shit.
Int. University Library - Day
Jessie, Bibs, Jenny, Louis & Creighton are at the library, talking about each others childhoods.
JESSIE
My favorite monster is the creature of the black lagoon, one of my favorite monster movie. My ambition was to write monster movies. I had the worst childhood, I ever had. I never liked Santa Claus, since my father was murdered by a man dressed as Santa. It was never the same for me and mom.
BIBS
This must have been a tough childhood for you, Jess.
JESSIE
(turns to Bibs.)
What about you, Bibs? What was your childhood?
BIBS
When I was a kid, I never fit in with the other kids in Rochester schools, I always love monsters. I watched all the classic universal monster movies, Frankenstein was my favorite. I got into trouble at school, like when I finished with my tests, I drew up my own monsters & my teachers made me stay after school.
LOUIS
My childhood, begins in Milwaukee, my dream was to draw all kinds of good guys & bad guys & I always dreams of making comic books someday, just like my heroes, John Romita, Sr. & Jr., Steve Dillon, Joe Shuster, Will Eisner, Frank Miller, Kevin Eastman & Peter Laird, so that I can be rich & famous. I've met all the comic book artists at every comic cons every year, from one town to another.
JESSIE
(turns to Jenny.)
So, Jenny, tell us about your childhood?
JENNY
My wish, is to be an artist for the art museum. My father always gave me art supply to create masterpieces. I had a hard childhood, when I was five, living in Chicago, my mom was an addict with all men & cheated on my dad. She left me and dad with two other men. My dad wasn't the same, since she left him in Chicago. She was never there for me. My father was there for me.
(turns to Creighton.)
What about you, Creighton?
CREIGHTON
I remembered in Cleveland, Ohio, trying to invent things from old scraps, I built the rocket ship to Saturn, but it fell into shit, but I kept trying & never gave up. I always win in science fairs, I never gave up & didn't gave in, my parents were impressed with my work, my teachers did too, they moved me up to higher grades, so I decided to study here.
Jenny sees a poster to the dance prom, being put up on the wall for two days.
JENNY
The prom is coming in two days. You excited to go?
JESSIE
I'll go.
LOUIS
Okay.
CREIGHTON
I... I mean we should find ourselves dates to go out with.
JESSIE
I can be Jenny's date.
JENNY
That's great.
LOUIS
So, what would we all do now?
JESSIE
(thinking.)
Hmmmmm...
Jessie begins to turn on the song, In the Name of love by the Thompson Twins. Jessie slides in the side, taps the back of his left foot, & he begins to dance.
Then, Bibs changes the song to the extended version of "We are not alone" by Karla Devito in an extended version, with Jessie, Bibs, Louis, Jenny & Creighton starts to dance as an homage to a 1985 John Hughes' film, "The Breakfast Club."
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